Scandal in Spoof Palace: Queen Offs Young Lady in Waiting/Blood On the Forum!

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Wednesday, 8 July 2009


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Spoof Spat Turns Ugly: "Back off Pussy Cat and Wait your Turn!!"

United Kingdom/Somewhere in a Literary Bog - The Spoof World was in shock today, as Her Royal Highness , Queen of Spoof Dominatrix , QM, easily blew off a potential challenger in the form of a cheeky 19 year old pretender.

With over 10,000 Spoof Stories to her credit, and more points than the current US Obama Deficit, the Queen Bee stirred her self long enough from her nest, to swat an alleged 19 year old dental assistant, who had been sniffing at her nest, and threatening to steal all her Honeys and Worker Bees by showing a little cleavage.

Contacted in her hive, her highness down played the show down, "Simple Twat Mess/ Bitch Slappin'/ Media Over Reaction, " she described the minor literary confrontation.

"Double Ditto, Dildo," echoed adopted Spoof Mascot Madame Bitters, age 27, from her Texas kitchen where she continued to hold down a full time job, write a column for Maureen Dowd, and be a Forum contributor and occasional Spoof Writer.

"That 19 year old bubble boobed kid needs to walk in our shoes for a few miles before she presupposes to take us on, " said Bitters, Tartly, as she Tursely continued to roll out some dough.

Apparently, by showing some skin, and appealing to the lowest common denominator with hot button media come on stories, and encouraged by certain writers on hormone enhancement therapy, the Rookie Writer felt compelled to take offense at certain comments offered by Veteran Female Writers, and strike out , thereby showing some of her immaturity.

Despite efforts of good intentioned mentors on the site to "Kool It", it appears the conflagration may heat up to Biblical Proportions, enflaming Forum Posts, and of course increasing circulation, not only for the Spoof, but in some previously flaccid appendages.

Insiders that have "been there before" are awaiting the final outcome of the verbal sparring match, and taking bets on who the PRETENDER really is....


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