SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The founder of the San Francisco Onion has noticed that BuckwheatsButt and Chamone are spending a lot of time together lately, nestled together "all warm and snuggly," having spent more than 2 days now at the number 6 and 7 positions respectively, for TheSpoof.com visitors to see every time they click on "see our writers."
"It's so cute - it warms my heart," he observed, adding "But it also turns me on!"
Now, the SFO says he wants a piece of the action.
"If I stopped voting for myself so much every day," he said, grinning, "maybe I could drop down to about 18,000 points or so, and we could... make a sandwich.
"Ham on rye and sourdough," he mused aloud. "Delicious!"