Written by shea lo

Saturday, 4 July 2009

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NEVERSAYNEVERLAND, HOLLYWOOD: The identity of Michael Jackson's Mystery girlfriend has been revealed.

Earlier Michael Jackson's former bodyguard had told news media that Michael had a secret girlfriend that he met in secret and wanted to keep secret from the world.

"As you know Michael was very secretive about his love life but now that he is gone this girlfriend no longer needs to remain secret".

He stated that he was not going to name who she is but added that Michaels' family were aware that there was someone special in his life who he loved and adored.

Meanwhile Michael's psychic Kristell Ballz who traveled with him while on tour said she was prepared to let the world know that Michael's girlfriend was "imaginary"

Ms Ballz told media vultures gathered outside her home that "Michael was just a little man-child and like all children he had an imaginary friend, only in this case she was his imaginary girl-friend and he loved her very much".


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Topics: Michael Jackson




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