Jordan Chandler to release explicit Jackson video

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 4 July 2009

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'Doctors & nurses' footage has made Chandler a reported $50 million

Los Angeles - (ReUterus): For the last sixteen years Jordan Chandler's attorneys have kept locked down explicit home video footage of the thirteen year old and Michael Jackson 'playing doctors and nurses' at Neverland Ranch.

But the padlocks are finally off this weekend from the secret safe deposit box that holds the secrets of Jackson's $22 million hush-money payoff.

Until now Chandler, 29, has stoically refused to comment on the singer's death.

But the message on his answerphone speaks volumes as the dulcet strains of the Rolling Stones belt out '...and I won't forget to put roses on your grave!'

Will Chandler join Tuesday's the funeral cortege as its snakes its way round LA hotspots previously frequented by the dead singer?

"Best guess is he'll be slumming it in his new yacht off The Hamptons after trousering the $50 million copyright!" LA FagHagSlagMag Celebrity Editor Dave Skank commented today.

Lisa Marie Presley is one massive fibber.

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