Tony Blair to make Labour Party comeback

Funny story written by Collins_and_Dutton

Monday, 4 May 2009

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Tony, quite like Jesus really.

Tony Blair is planning to make a suprise, yet glorious, return to the UK Labour Party.

A close friend of the former Prime Minister described how "Tony is livid with the state of both the party and the country overall. When he left everything was fine, except for that war, and now look at it. Tony is a religious man and he has been describing this as his second coming, like his hero Jesus. Tony is quite a lot like Jesus really"

Blair stepped down from office in June 2007 and since that time the Labour Party has been on a fast-track to implosion.

David Cameron is rumoured to be terrified on the very idea that Blair might come back.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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