News is emerging tonight that arch-nemeses Israel and Palestine have finally found common ground, in their joint disgust at the grand opening of a new venue on the Gaza Strip called The Gaza Strip Club.
On hearing of this immorally indulgant tease-fest just miles from innocent citizens, Israel threatened to bombard it with their full weapons cache unless it closed immediately. Palestine issued a statement saying they fully support the actions of their 'good friend and neighbour', Israel, and 'will be delighted' to provide the ammunition.
The owner of the club, giving his name only as Tonto, argued that he catered for all Jewish and Islamic needs; from full strip shows to, what he referred to as, 'ankle-teasers'.
So Israel and Palestine are now focusing on their shared beliefs, rather than seemingly insurmountable differences, in order to make their joint piece of world a better place.
If only we could all be a little more like them.
