Written by shea lo

Sunday, 19 April 2009

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PORT-OF-SPAIN, TRINIDAD: Looking gorgeous as she descended from Air Force One at the Summit of the Americas, Michelle Obama was mobbed by paparazzi. Dressed in a lovely off-the-shoulder outfit which showed off her toned upper arms, the First Lady was inundated with questions on her daily health regimen.

A spokesperson for Mrs. Obama revealed that "the First Lady has a special diet which allows her to maintain her tall, shapely figure. She also follows her own secret daily exercise regime in order to keep toned and fit".

It is rumored that "Gawjuss" magazine has offered the First Lady two million dollars to author a book in which she will share her secrets. There has been no comment from the White House but the First Lady's secretary issued this statement:

"Michelle Obama is pleased to note that women all over the world are taking an interest in their diet and health. She says - If she can do it, so can they."

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Topics: Michelle Obama, Diet

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