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Friday, 17 April 2009

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Boyle to play Annie's about to Lose her Really Big Gun between surgeries

Britain's Got Talent surprise star Susan Boyle has recently been revealed to be a male. This revelation shocked viewers and judges alike, with exception of Simon Cowyle who is so gender ambivalent that he no longer sees nor hears sex.

Boyle told thesxserge.switch that the rumours of masculinity are truer than the gender identification of most British "men". but "he" went on to leak "her" plans to become a true English dame before the Fall of '09:

" I, Susan boyle being of sound mind and gender ambivalent body do hereby declare that I was born into the wrong body with the right voice. By the Autumn of 2009, I will have won the British Got talent as a woman and as a man!"

Boyle's managers/surgeons suggested that her big song in the next competition may be "There Ain't Nothin Like a Dame!"

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