Written by Pointer

Thursday, 16 April 2009

image for "Wiferape", the Afghani Reality Show Sponsored by NATO
Afghani couples audition for Wiferape

The North Atlantic Treaty Organization has very generously gotten involved in rescuing an Asian money pit, the nation formerly known as Afghanistan. Equipped with currencies from all over the world and more than willing to invest even the life blood of young citizens of the world, NATO has sought to make Afghanistan safe for democracy.

One of its most recent daring plans involves sponsoring a reality show called, Wiferape. NATO media spokesperson, T.V. Civilization told an unmentionable British spook site that peace experts believe that if a majority of citizens in a given country can be persuaded to plop in front of a boob tube for multiple hours a day and night, no one will have the energy for war, insurgency or civic responsibility.

Wiferape will study the behavior of Afghani Muslim couples and observe how husbands react to wives reluctance to provide carnal knowledge. The pilot for the series had Afghanis off the street out of the tanks and hanging up their automatic weapons. The cliffhanger ending with the sexually frustrated Abdul Flaccid cornering his beautiful bride will surely bring the millions of viewers back for more. One encouraging statistic claimed that that evening there was less sexual violence in Kabul than in the US on Superbowl Sunday.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Afghanistan




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