ISLAMABAD: According to the latest development in Pakistan, the smart and super intelligent computer have predicted that world wants to break Pakistan into million pieces and drop them into stock exchange.
The Pakistani Minister have even confirmed that Pakistan have been converted into commodity stocks so that it can be traded at famous New Tock Stock Exchange. The IPO of the stock will be listed tomorrow and the base very for the listing can be between 1 cents and 10 cents according to Bear Stearn, the Investing company which will collapsed along with Pakistan listing.
Even Pakistan Minister have confessed that the price of each stock will be based on loyalty to terrorism and self-destruction mechanism which Pakistan have developed over 60 year of its existence. They are going to commit to only those activities which is going to destroy its very existence. Activities such as destroying school, blowing education institution, depriving girls education, hiring young kids for human bombs to name few.
The value of Pakistan stock will increase with an increase in terror activity and a daily premium will be paid to stock holder.
"To achieve its objectives, stock holder have to spreading hatred in the mind and heart of the people of world by portraying Pakistani as cruel, inhuman and threat to humanity, and to divide Pakistani on stock and dividend basis," the Minister said.