Anyone who has every eaten even a moderate portion of cabbage can understand the physics of the North Korean missile technology. Methane gas produced by even semi digested spiced cabbage in the fermented form the Koreans call Kimchee has been known to send the gas releasing structure hundreds of feet in the air.
For most of Korean history these sky bound objects have been exclusively human bodies who had eaten the highly spiced fermented rocket fuel. This apparently was the inspiration of weapons physicist, Dr Kim Chee Whoopee. Dr Whoopee discovered a unique way to concentrate the methane gas from the digested cabbage and believes that he has found a way to power rockets to the Sunyung Moon.
The panoply of nations protesting the Kim Chee Whoopee rocket launch fear that widespread use of Kimchee could threaten the delicate WMD balance in the world.