There were tense scenes at the UN Security Council this afternoon after it was confirmed the referee at the Cardiff City and Swansea City football derby was hit by a missile launched from North Korea, and not from a member of the crowd as was first claimed.
There have been calls for restraint from all sides, But a Referees' Association spokesman called on the Prime Minister, Gordon Broon, to declare war, while Cardiff City have declared that Kim Jong-il, leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, will be banned for life from Ninian Park.
Barack Obama was unavailable for comment.