Diplomatic Incident after Ref hit by missile

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Sunday, 5 April 2009

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There were tense scenes at the UN Security Council this afternoon after it was confirmed the referee at the Cardiff City and Swansea City football derby was hit by a missile launched from North Korea, and not from a member of the crowd as was first claimed.

There have been calls for restraint from all sides, But a Referees' Association spokesman called on the Prime Minister, Gordon Broon, to declare war, while Cardiff City have declared that Kim Jong-il, leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, will be banned for life from Ninian Park.

Barack Obama was unavailable for comment.

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