Obama Claims: USA Has Already Celebrated a Dark Earth Hour

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 28 March 2009

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Masturbating Monkey may join neoCon Self-Play group in the dark

Around the globe cities will grow dark in celebration of an energy awareness Earth Hour this weekend. Many environmentalists have approved the earth hour demonstration as a powerful symbol of a new green consciousness on the planet. Tennesseean cult leader Albeen Gored Bybull gave feint praise since his cult compounds live in total darkness 24-7.

Neoconservative radical group, Burn, baby, Burn has vowed to use as much energy as possible during the supposed golden hour. BBB leader, Chrome Dome appealed to his followers and sympathizers to waste every watt, amp every ohm and be a general energy pig to protest the ridiculous Earth Hour: "What are we supposed to do, sit in the dark and play with ourselves? Hey maybe this isn't such a bad idea!"

President Obama in his proclamation for Earth Hour declared that he and Michelle will celebrate the great dark hour over the land by dancing to some Barry White and gettin our Black Freak on. I believe we have a presidential mandate...

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