New York, NY/ Cosmetology News - In the latest of "over the top" collection of eulogies, sermons, editorials and tabloid lies, Fox News has announced their tribute to the Telly Icon Jade Goody with a supreme sacrifice offered by their entire stable of Blonde Newsies.
For the next month, the erudite, educated, cleavage obsessed, and tanned thighed Miss Americas will be telling you how it is with their golden locks shorn as a show of feminine solidarity with the cancer stricken UK Celeb Ms. Goody.
The one lone Fox Brunette, whose name escapes this writer at the moment, will not be affected, and will continue to issue hurricane warnings after midnight, should the necessity arise, and Jim Cantori "Master of Disaster" be dispatched to some distant wind and storm tossed shores.
Bill O'Reilly, commenting on his evening show, said he couldn't understand the hysteria arising over Ms. Goody's unfortunate medical condition, and for the actions taken by even some of his own regular guests: " and for their ridiculous actions, they are all now PINHEADS!" he opined.
