London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Daftass vanity rag Halo! magazine has defended its publication of Jade Goody's obituary on the grounds it was merely saying what many people already think.
The decision to publish the 30 page memorial was taken last weekend after a London College of Psychic Studies insider tip put Jade's demise around 17 March, St Patrick's Day.
Over 750,000 issues of the 'tribute' were sold at £10 a pop, raking in much-needed £££s commission for genius PR guru Max Clifford.
"The only downside to the magazine's actions was that hundreds of thousands of grieving reality tv watchers thronged to Westmonster Abbey to file past the non-existent coffin," the rag's editorial spokesman commented.
Jack Weed is in it for 50%.
