Donut Found On The Face Of Jade Goody

Funny story written by Mister Meaner

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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In a complete reversal of a story published in these pages yesterday by Mrs Kensington, in which the face of Jade Goody was spotted on a donut, news has now come in that a donut has been seen on the reality TV star's face.

Jade, terminally-on-the-front-pages-of-newspapers, has only a short time to live, and is keen to enjoy her last days with her family and 'hanger-on' friends doing what she likes best - and that includes filling her face with the circle-shaped-treats-with-holes-in-the-middle!

Jam is her favourite, then chocolate, but she'll eat more-or-less anything that's tossed into her cage!

In this latest incident, a raspberry donut was found on Jade's cheek by eagle-eyed journalist Max Cash, who was just looking for a new angle on the earlier story.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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