No Early Bucket of Shit for Shetty: Snubbed by Goody

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Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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Heartbroken slumdog Shilpa Shitehawk (67) will not be experiencing that feeling of freedom and relief a bucket of shit kept in the corner a room brings to all Indian lasses, owing to Jade (27 and counting) being too ill to receive her arch nemesis for one last racist sparring match.

As in Indian wedding tradition, in which a bucket of shit is kept in the corner so as to keep the flies off of the bride, Jade requested that a bucket of shit be kept in the corner of the room in which she is staying so as to keep the flies away from her swiftly necrotising cancerous cunt and festering ring-piece.

Uppity Shetty has taken the snub badly as just five minutes spent in a stench ridden room with a slowly decaying cancer patient could of given her some relief from what is India's national head-dress: Flies.

Although victorious in her's and Jade's 'Game of Life', Shetty has been left on the shit shelf as not even Indian men are dumb enough to let this coin eyed cunt anywhere near their wallets.

Disgustingly, rumours are rife that contrary to her religion, Shetty has been making her own 'parcels' in the corner of hotel rooms in which she has been staying.

Shilpa Shetty is a shallow insincere attention whore who washes her flyblown gash with curry.

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