Written by Aspartame Boy

Sunday, 1 March 2009

image for HOGS May Raise $17 Billion Selling New York State to Bolster Capital
We give you the beads back and 12 Billion Pounds - also we have Ameros

NEW YORK, N.Y. (Doomberg) -- HOGS Holdings Plc, Europe's biggest bank by waistline size, may raise as much as 12 billion pounds ($17 billion) to bolster capital as toxic U.S. loans zap earnings, said two people behind a post office.

The bank will consider a state sale offering, said the people, who declined to be identified because they were wanted by Interpol. The Footsie Times reported yesterday that Goldham Suchs Group Inc. was hired to underwrite the sale of the state of New York.

Originally purchased for some beads and other items from the Indians, the Indians are now in a position to buy it back, due to the success of their gambling initiatives.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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