Aspartame the slaves

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 28 February 2009

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Aspartame is key to world empire

GENVEVA, Switzerland - The key to empire tomorrow is aspartame today. Our secret source inside Bilderberg Group has released a fragment of a speech delivered in the innermost sanctum of that group, high in the Alps, last night.

"We will conquer by chemically removing the will of the slaves to resist.

Aspartame any with a will to resist; Aspartame any wild natives and ethnic peoples; aspartame any who would resist; aspartame any who would be healthy; aspartame any who would rebel; aspartame any who show nationalism; aspartame any who would rise up; aspartame any who would join a union.

Aspartaming all.

Without this drug in the food supply, this empire will fall. So you must resist any populist movements to ban it. Do what you need to. You have no choice. Remember who owns your bank."

After being handed this fragment, ripped from a spiral bound notebook, my reliable source died recently on an "accidental" plane crash.

Spread the word on this story, patriots; but do not reveal the original Bilderberg Group source.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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