GENEVA, Switzerland - UPDATE 1 - Hot on the heals of the country of origin (COO) secret melamine bar code revelation comes an even more shocking cover-up. "Not funny", is the plaintive cry of industry associations in response to the original revelation of these secret bar code scanners for the plutocracy, a plutocracy busily poisoning the planet with globally applied aspartame, melamine, agent orange, and seeds that can't have seeds.
The new secret bar code scanners are actually built into a pair of ordinary looking spectacles. The personal shoppers for the worlds elite, when glancing down the isle of a food market, see superposed over any bar codes keyed for aspartame, fluoride, or melamine, a skull and bones symbol. This is the clue to not purchase the item, thus bringing home only safe food for the world rulers, rulers at a higher level than mere presidents.
Reaction to the revelation of these devices included deleting blog pages and rewriting history in a vain attempt to cover-up the truth.
The new spectacles are made in limited quantities and must be registered with Interpol. In the wrong hands, a trip to the Egyptian torture chambers is a given.
Henry Kissinger's personal shopping boy, Robin, dressed in purple hot pants was seen sporting the new lenses.