Former FDA officials confess aspartame is poison

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 14 February 2009

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Operation End Game

WASHINGTON, DC - Former FDA officials, who wish to remain unnamed, confided to this reporter that the FDA knew all along that aspartame was poison, but was directed by the National Security Council to approve it to reduce the number one security issue in the world today: excess population.

This explains the recent confession of Dr. Strangedeath. It is expected that all branches of the government will, in March, declassify all documents so that the people can be fully terrified of their federal government, including the true story about JFK, RFK, and MLK. Even details of torture in Egypt will be revealed; in fact plans are in the works for a Hollywood movie based on it, according to my sources.

The government feels strong enough now to quash any objections and thinks it can accomplish more now by overt power projection, according to my sources, who would reveal no further details, at this time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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