In recent years, the talk of the ice caps melting has been a source of great debate. Many have held that the Greenland ice sheets alone could raise sea level by more then three meters. Those fears were proven to be unfounded today, as the Greenland ice sheets slid silently off the face of the earth.
Leading climatologists are still refuses to take calls at this hour, as are the researchers with NOAA, NASA, ESA, and the Greater Buffalo Order of the Elk, Lodge #17. For decades, science has believed that was no longer possible to slide over the edge of the world, but are forced to admit that seems to be exactly what has happened.
In related news, fears of rising sea levels due to global warming have lost much of their importance, freeing up a great deal of research time to study this new phenomenon.