Following the creation by Pope Benedict 16th of a dedicated Aramaic translation team within the Vatican, a surprising biblical tale has been discovered.
The story details that Jesus would on occasion invite a member of the poor or ill to partake in what now seems to be the original version of the hit game-show 'Deal or No Deal'.
It describes how Jesus would host the event and invite the member of the public to select a box from a selection of 13. It also seems that the boxes had been crafted by Jesus himself from gopher wood. The remaining boxes would be distributed between the 12 disciples.
The guest would then select a disciple to open the box revealing a plague/miracle/financial value.
At certain intervals during the game, the contestant and Jesus would climb Mount Sinai in order to receive an offer from 'The Father" which would appear etched in stone.
The cruel irony in the story is that it seems that the final contestant to be listed appears to have won 30 pieces of silver.
