The faithful of the First Christian Church of Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time have been appearing all over Coxswain, Iowa in a variety of Jesus get ups.
Head Librarian Mae Buxom was arrested at the Coxswain Public Library for wearing too revealing swaddling clothes and getting laid in a manger by the library staff. Magdalena Gottsablossoma wore a diamond tiara/crown of thorns to the Christmas Eve Gala Dinner Dance at the Coxswain Country Club and was awarded the Belle of the Ball trophy and a year's supply of cheese balls.
Other church members witnessed to their external conformity to the savior by cleansing a local temple, giving hilltop ferverinos and conducting Toga Tuesdays at work. Minister Al E. Baba said that he has so much fun fucking with these christians.
