In the battle for the Gaza Strip, the Israeli Air Force has launched a full out attack on a delicatessan in Gaza City. Air Force Colonel Wolfie Fcuck said that the food at the Gaza City Real Jewish Deli and Mosque was deplorable:
"The gefilte fish was made from brine shrimp and the knishes tasted like Sinai sand. My mother in law who couldn't cook her way out of Iron Chef Gentile makes a brisket less tough than the sandal soles served at this , g-d forgive me, deli.
"The pickles taste like they were made by Heinz and the chopped chicken liver has sclerosis. On my third exploratory reconnaisance of the mission site, I had a pastrami that would choke a horse and hummus that must have built the pyramids. This target begged for destruction and we obliged!"
