A Thousand Dead Gazan Corpses Argue for Peace

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 15 January 2009

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Watch long enough and see these pawns bleed

In a seemingly supernatural event, a thousand dead Gazans called out as with one voice for salaam and shalom. The thunderous sound of their voices contrasted dramatically with Barack Obama's silence since the Israeli invasion of gaza began.

The other blatant inconsistencies involved the willingness of Hamas to continue the sacrifice of its own people and Israel's blintzkrieg, deaf to the cries of human suffering.

The sound of the pleas of the deceased was said to be heard around the globe but diplomats and leaders dismissed it as some unusual natural phenomenon as they continued their foreign policy chess game with pawns that bleed real blood.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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