Man Arrested Sexual Charges

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Monday, 12 January 2009


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Poland - A contortionist was accused of having sex with himself pleaded not guilty to charges Friday.

Chelsey Bindle, 19, of Richedile, is accused of having multiple sex with himself that began when he was able to bend over backwards.

Bindle was released on a 10 pound bail after he pleaded not guilty to three counts of having sex with himself at Belfast District Court. He also pleaded not guilty later Friday in Newbury District Court on four additional counts for the alleged sexual offences.

The married contortionist has been fired from his job in scarborough, Circus owner Pike Smoley said Friday.

"We are aware and concerned about the disturbing allegations against him, and we will be fully cooperating with the bearded lady," Pike said in a statement.

Plymouth District clowns assoiation Billy Bob said Pike was working as an contortionist and tutoring his son when the sex began. Billy said the father of his son, now 37, went to Police after he found some pictures between his son and pike in different positions.

Pike was ordered to stay away from himself and his family, and all other workers in the circus. He also must wear a straight jacket and surrender the keys.

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