ISLAMA-BAD: Bumbling Pakistani Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani is pissed-off that an equally bumbling President Zardari is not showing him enough respect. "I am the actual Pakistani ruler" he proclaimed as he applied his clown make-up.
Having also fired the NSA director for not showing him respect by "telling the truth and making Pakistan look bad" (??!!), Gilani has now taken to the late night comedy circuit with his new one-man show called "More Pakistani lies and political fumblings" in which he blamed the world for making a big deal about the Mumbai carnage when only a few people died concluding that his Chinese friends had given him 'cradible' evidence that the surviving Mumbai terrorist was actually an androgynous Japanese robot programmed by Zionist-Indian intelligence to make Pakistan look bad.
His funniest line, delivered in a Hitler-esque fashion complete with quivering mustache and goose-stepping - accompanied to the strains of "Send in the Clowns" (which has viewers rolling on the floor in hysterics)goes like this: "So we pray every day for India's long life and to prove we mean it our Paki army is actually defending not one but two nations - India included -and we are not charging them $10 billion"
Not to be outdone an equally delusional Musharraf has escaped from his padded-cell and strait-jacket to resurface on Larry King (which Paki officials believe is a serious political show)- In Inspector Dreyfuss-like fashion; holding a piece of chalk between his toes - a sometimes-giggling, sometimes-twitching, pudgy ex-General-ex-COAS-ex-Prez-200%total liar;schemer-obfuscator-double-timer dressed in fishnet tights and garter-belt sings Marlene Dietrich songs and scribbles "Kill Clouseau" on a blackboard.
US officials in the Obama administration are "watching with interest".
