Pakistani Man Makes Appeal To UK Citizens

Written by Skoob1999

Monday, 20 October 2008

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If You Don't Know, Just Ask, or pull your shirt over your head and deny all knowledge.

Today a Pakistani man known only as Saafi appealed to UK citizens that if you don't know something, just ask.

This feelgood message, reportedly from Southampton, was intended to cheer up the UK population in the grip of the credit crunch.

If you don't know something, ask, said Saafi. It's no big deal. if you don't know, ask. Simple.

Providing you don't want me to explain Einstein's theory of relativity or Stephen Hawking's A Brief History Of Time it's no problem. But if you want me to continually repeat, if you don't know, just ask, then I'm happy to do these things.

When asked about the relevance of Martin Scorsese in modern cinema, Saafi responded, 'Ask somebody else. I don't know. But if you don't know, ask.'

More from Saafi when he stops eating painfully hot curries.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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