Haircut Freaks

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Saturday, 27 December 2008

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Police in Toronto, Canada, had heard the rumors for some time and finally conducted a three-month-long undercover operation to see if they were true.

A salon in town, The Sexy Hairstylists, reportedly offered several extras with haircuts.

Depending on how much customers paid, police say, hair stylists would talk dirty, show their breasts, dance, strip naked, or even engage in sex.

Three female stylists and seven male customers were arrested and charged with working in or frequenting a house of prostitution.

When asked about haircuts one officer reported "We found some hair on the floor inside and some scattered outside on the ground."

Another policeman confirmed this "Some of the men actually went in there and had haircuts. They had a few clients who just went for that. Probably perverts."

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