Gay Divers find remains of space ship

Funny story written by Mary Popin

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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Bargaydos - Gay divers have found the remains of a space ship wrecked off the felching Islands in 1841, an accident that set free the crew of many current residents of those islands. Some 292 crew members including several gays survived the sinking of the Space ship off the African-ruled islands, where space trade was banned.

Over the years the star ship had been forgotten, said researcher William Shatner, so when the discovery connected the star ship to current residents the first response "was a kind of a fu****g shock," he explained in a briefing organized by Star Trek fans.

But after word got out "Spock really got on board with it," he said, and the local KFC has assisted the researchers with free chicken and fries. He said this is the only known wreck of a space ship engaged in the illegal space trade.

Shatner and Dr Bones from the Texas-based space Ship Discovery came across a letter at the Smithsonian Institution that referred to the sinking and began their search for the space ship.

When the wreck was first discovered in 2004 it was named the Black Pool Rock ship because the researchers were unsure of its identity. They have since become convinced by the timing and design of the vessel that it is the star ship Enterprise.

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