Astonishing news today revealed that the shoes thrown at President Bush were thought to be the long lost 'weapons of mass destruction'.
A spokesman for the CIA said, 'It clearly said NUKE,or something very similar, on the side of the shoes and this totally justifies the invasion of Iraq'.
Bush confirmed that his hours of training dodging Panda's heads on the Wii fit had probably saved his life, and paid tribute to his trainers.
It was later found that the shoes thrown at Bush were not in fact 'slip-ons of mass destruction' when, after lengthy analysis by Professor Richard Reid at the Brantano Institute, they proved to be shoes.
