An irate Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at almost-outta-here President Bush and it's raised more than its share of questions.
The journalist has been called a Foot Soldier, and a Shoe-in for an end-of-the-year 2008 video montage, even if the water in Iraq has given him Foot-In-Mouth disease.
A secret service agent commented that the UFOs had 'missed him by that much', and suggested that the journalist was just being helpful, giving Bush his Shoe Phone to answer an urgent call.
Although Bush is soon to get the Boot as President to make way for Barack Obama, no female Iraqi journalists were willing to give him the same Booty-call that the male reporter had, who seemed more than willing to play Footsies with the soon-to-disappear American President.
Despite assurances that Bush would soon be gone, the Iraqi reporter kept repeating ,"SHOO! SHOOO!", likening Bush to a pesky irritating fly that just won't go away and bomb some other country.
Bush was in Iraq to also receive an award, the Finkle Finger of Fate, which has now been re-named the Fickle Foot of Fate, and man, does it smell!
And while almost everyone is ready to move on, even a Foot at a time, CNN and Fox News are even now discussing for the fifth hour of their news shows whether or not the shoes were laced up or not.
