Feds catch Prince Jefri Archer 'hiding in Roswell UFO hangar'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 11 December 2008

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Jefri was busted inside a defunct Groom Lake retro-engineered craft

Roswell, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Brunei's top fugitive mobster Prince Jefri Archer has been caught by Federal Agents hiding inside a disused Groom Lake UFO hangar.

Jefri, 69, was tracked down by the FBI's Operation Landslide division after internet 'grooming' sites linked to dodgy credit card transactions flagged up an alien presence in the toxic Area 51 site.

The bankrupt fugitive from justice was found barricaded inside a defunct retro-engineered craft, hooked up to a dodgy laptop webcam connecting him straight to....Nevada FBI HQ.

Last year the UK's MI5 security service booted Jefri out of a splendid Regent's park Villa where he was claiming squatters rights.

He then fled the UK after a Privy Council legal hearing branded him a lying, cheating, Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association thug.


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