Chevron's General Jones warned of Mumbai UFO 'rising from the sea'

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

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An eeerie UFO contrail to former offshore crude wells previously known as Bombay (Mumbai) High-Offshore.

Mumbai - (X-Files Mess): Top Pentagon official General James Jones repeatedly warned India's military intelligence ministry that a UFO mothership would 'rise from the sea' ahead of last week's terrorist bloodbath.

But the tipoff failed to stop the atrocities despite numerous unexplained alien craft sightings over India's territorial waters.

General Jones, newly appointed National Security Advisor to President-Elect Barack Obama and a board director at the Chevron Corporation, is a specialist in oil industry alien realpolitik.

Last year he successfully advised the Atlantic Council of the United States of alien craft activities around Nigeria's top crude refinery at Port Harcourt.

Last week's terror attacks are said to have left an eeerie UFO contrail to former offshore crude wells previously known as Bombay (Mumbai) High-Offshore.

"There could well be a UFO hangar inside there by now," our Assam correspondent writes.


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