'Weeping Madonna' UFO mothership appears over Blagojevich gubernatorial mansion

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

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A giant fluorescent image of a 'weeping madonna' was emblazoned on the side of the alien craft

Chicago, Illinois - (Jesus Wept! Mess): Streaming tears of blood a 'weeping madonna'-emblazoned UFO mothership appeared over Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's executive mansion late last night.

The alien craft was seen briefly above the 410 East Jackson mansion prompting fears it is an early Our Lady of Guadalupe apparition ahead of the feastday on Friday 12 December.

Blagojevich, 69, has just been outed as a corrupt bastard by fabled Chicago public prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald after FBI sources branded the State of Illinois as 'even more bent than Alaska.'

"The UFO sighting may be commemorating the Tepeyac, Mexico City virgin visions of Juan Diego Cuauhtlatoatzin from December 9, 1531 through December 12, 1531," self-appointed global alien hunter Derrell Sims claimed today.

"An awful lot of mainstream Catholics - and 99.9% of alll Mexicans! - believe it's a manifestation of the Virgin Mary in the Americas," Sims added, "awaiting her promised return as 'Empress of the Americas'."

Clearly Blagojevich's getting caught flogging vacant Senate seats has upset 'Her Upstairs' quite a bit.

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