Arrested for impersonation

Funny story written by Mary Popin

Saturday, 6 December 2008

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On The Buses

TORONTO Margate- An on the buses bus driver has been arrested in Toronto on a charge of impersonating himself with intent, police said on Friday.

Malcon Preper, founder and managing partner of On The Buses company, was scheduled to appear in court Friday morning to answer charges of "impersonation of himself with intent," said Constable Bony Chella, a spokesman for Toronto police.

Preper was arrested on Tuesday after driving his bus to the bus convention in Toronto, the Mail reported. He is alleged to have impersonated himself at the meeting, which was related to a proposed $30 dollar deal between the bus industry and local bus stop operators, the newspaper said on its voice mail.

The New On The Buses Times, on a blackboard advertisment on Friday, said the bus firm, which has more than 2 drivers, canceled a bus party that had been scheduled for Thursday evening at the Waldorf- Seaside Hotel in Brighton.

A representative from Preper's bus firm and the Ontario bus convention did not immediately return a phone call seeking comment and asked if we would call back later as Blackey was out.

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