Meek reaction strong as protests commence

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Saturday, 29 November 2008

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section of anti pope protest in Paris

Following Pope Benedict XVI's statement that the meek will not now inherit the earth, meek believers have gathered in large numbers in cities all over Europe and the USA to voice their disapproval of the Pontiff's declaration.

Many of the protesters called for the abdication of the Pope and suggested that the Pontiff "burn in hell" while they inherited as much earth as humanly possible.

Gary Getitall, a spokesman for the Society of Determined Meekness, says "who the hell does he think he is, Jesus Christ?! I wouldn't buy shit from this dude!"

Many meek believers are prepared to lie in front of clerical drivers and steal Bishop staffs if it helps highlight their cause.

One angry meek believer even suggested burning down St Paul's Cathedral in London though they rescinded that idea when someone reminded them that it is not a Catholic place of worship. Right now this issue is capable of emulating the 15th Century Reformation.

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