Pope Paul VI will be remembered as the firt traveling Pope, John Paul the First travelled so fast from the Vatican to the Kingdom of Heaven that we hardly knew him. JPII touched down in more countries than Catholic Priestly pedophiles.
Benedict XVI the professor pope and once grand inquisitor and torturer of liberal catholics has done a fair bit of globe trotting. His recent announcement that he could not attend the international catholic Congress in Mexico City stunned the press and the Catholic populace.
BennySweetsixteen as he is named on his Facebook page told his "friends" that a man his age could not risk the thin air of the mile high MC Plateau.In a particularly ironic posting, friend "Senora de Juan Diego" told BS that that was BS:
"La Morenita was quite a bit mas viejo de ti y ella appeared in all her glory on more than mile high Tepeyac hill. Much older abuelas y abuelitos live and breathe and have their being at altitudes far higher than Mejico City. How can we repect a Pope that clings to earthly existence like a Miami beach retiree!!"
