New research from the Department of answering hypothetical song lyrics today has found that in order to be considered an adult males must walk down 7 13.6km tarmac roads no wider than 160ft and no shorter than 3ft between the hours of 8am and 3pm within British standard daylight savings time before legally being allowed the title 'Man'.
This research was pushed through parliament as a result of a number of other unofficial groups proposing their own version of the figure and annoying Bob Dylan so much he threatened to start singing his words clearly and audibly.
The League of Untrustworthy Gentleman suggested that the number was 4,655 roads based on calculations done whilst drunk in Mexico; The Apathetic's Action Brigade declined to comment on the grounds that they didn't care, before asking us to swiftly leave their premises, if we wanted. When we declined they shrugged and went back to their business, which we could tell their heart wasn't in; Bullseye working men's trust found the answer to be 180 whilst one group came to the conclusion that the number was 42 but this figure was withdrawn under threat of legal action from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy under copyright law 6. The group cannot be named for legal (and lazy writing) reasons. The ministry for silly answers came up with 'Microsoft PowerPoint'.
It is unclear as to what a girl has to do to before we can call her a woman but until someone writes a song about it is none of ours or anybody elses business. And we pray that day never comes
