Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 13 November 2008

image for Fierce UFO dogfight grounds Pope's choppers
The UFO's tractor beam tried sucking up its prey (pray?) in midair

Rome - (Holy Shit! Mess): A fleet of Vatican helicopters ferrying Pope Joe 'The Plumber' Ratzinger have all been grounded after the rotor blades of a Pontifical HH-3F Agusta Bell were vaporised in a fierce dogfight with a UFO over Berlin.

The incident occured last week when top Papal exorcist Monsignor Georg Gangswine (sic) was enroute to Pyongyang for a 'laying on of hands' healing session for dying North Korean leader Kim Jong Very Ill.

The extraterrestrial craft buzzed the holy chopper before attempting to engage a tractor beam and suck up its prey (pray? Sic!) some 25,000 feet over the remains of the old Berlin Hole-in-the-Wall.

Gangswine managed to bail out by parachute along with the helicopter crew. But the aircraft plunged to the ground, losing its tail engine and all 500 crates of 'medicinal' Vatican-endorsed Holy Communion Wine bound for Pyongyang Palace.

Papal surrogate nappy-changer Sister Ingrid Stampa is certifiable.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Pope, UFO




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