NASA Coverup Story - Conspiracy Uncovered

Funny story written by JJ Jogolo

Friday, 31 October 2008

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NASA Nuke powered probe

Nasa's latest news release "NASA probe impeded as giant UFO mothership guards access to Mars opals cave" has been uncovered to be yet another conspiracy coverup of what is really happening in Milky Way galatic-space.

According to my own anonamous undercover agent planted deep inside of NASA, we'll refer to him as JJ Jr, the "Nasa Probe" story is one of complete and utter fiction. He cites several anomolies in the story and points out that if NASA had been truthful from their inception then all the world would see through these outrageous lies.

According to JJ Jr NASA is simply another branch of the US Government Military Industrial Machine and has been lying to the world since it began operating. JJ cites the faked Moon Landings, faked Venus and Martian probes. The three big ones we're all faked to garner more funding from an unsuspecting public. This latest lie might possibly have more ominous overtones.

While it is true NASA is threatening to nuke the (GRF) Gamma-Ray Force-field surrounding the entrance to the Opals' cave site, the reason they give for this action is a lie. All the universe, with the exception of non-military earthlings, know that precious stones are all worthless rocks to all space explorers. The other entities, and NASA, know the abundance of such rocks across the universe make them as worthless as sand on the Sahara.

NASA wants access to the Opals' cave site on Mars because it produces an abundance of oxygen. It is the only area on Mars that actually produces oxygen, which is the real scarce gem in most galaxies. NASA needs access to the oxygen cave, with such a supply of oxygen NASA could add military bases on Mars without human rival.

My species and several other peaceful species will never let this happen. We actually offered to share a portion of the Opals' cave oxygen but NASA is claiming that they own the cave and want all other species out of there.

Our GRF is far too powerful though. So, this may well be another attempt at garnering funds or it may be an attempt to launch one of their super secret space weapons. JJ Jr believes it to be the former due to the fact that none of the secret weapons can touch the GRF. More news as it is uncvered.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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