Americans and Their Allies Want the SAP Out ASAP!

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

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A plethora of plans are being hatched to get "W"orst off the US and world stage as fast as possible.

The Mafia has volunteered to resurrect their Kennedy Hit Squads. Putin offered to renew the contracts of KGB killers. The FBI and CIA have presented a combined plan to off W, arrange the Cheney succession with an Obama vice presidency and then give Dick enough stress to push his weak ole ticker over the edge, thus assuring an early Obama presidency.

Wanting the SAP out ASAP has become such an international project that the Poles are offering poisoned pierogi, the Bosnians botulisim infected bratwurst and the Argentinian's arsenic laced angus beef!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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