WAPAKONETA, Ohio - Well Halloween is right around the corner. And the largest Halloween costume provider in the United States is in production 24 hours a day, seven days a week in order to keep up with the demands for the various costumes, masks, and outfits.
The Great Grandma Buckeye Halloween Costume, Mask, and Outfit Company has been producing Halloween items and products for over one thousand years. Company President Saxon Pasquale Tipton III, was asked what mask or costume holds the record for being the all-time scariest. Tipton answered right away, "It's the George W. Bush mask, no question about it."
Tipton added, "A few days ago, I received a phone call from a high ranking member of the Taliban, a Mr. Shake Mullamar Milk Shake Sharif of Omar, who said that whenever they need to discipline unruly recruits that all they have to do is just show them an 8 by 10 photo of Emperor Bush (his words) and those little Taliban guys straighten up faster than you can say 'Eeeee!'
In a related story, Halloween costume rental shops and stores throughout America have just reported that the most popular Halloween costume rentals of this Halloween season so far have been 'Joe The Plumber,' 'Katie The Couric,' and Jessica The Jinxer.' They added that the least popular Halloween outfit is the 'Bullwinkle J. Moose' costume, especially in Alaska where they have only managed to rent one in the entire state.
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