Bush Was Text Messaging While American Economy Crashed!

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 20 September 2008

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PLease hold for the President even if there is a hurricane in NOLA or Wall Street is on fire...

The dangers of cell phones have been rumored to be relete. Cancer of the ear, jaw and cheekmay be one of the mobile phones hazards. Car smash ups, train wrecks and soon to an airport near you, plane crashes all have been attributed or will be to the cp.

But the most troubling information of all lately has been that W orst Bush missed the entire collapse of the American economy because he was texting. Bush often accused of being behind the times and immature for his age has actually become ahead of his peers in modus communicado while still being a teenager, albeit a 21st century one.

The worst stock market crash since Republicant Hoover's gigantic sucker of an economy was totally missed by W orst Bush because he was texting his friends and enemies. Records supoened from George's iphone show multiple texts taunting someone called OBL about living in a cave and being hunted down and going to cuba, supposedly for a romantic getaway.

Psychological experts on delayed adolescence and obsessive cell phone use explained that this behavior is quite common in overgrown children who have serious anger issues while wishing they were still drunks.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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