Written by Pointer

Saturday, 20 September 2008

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Bush asks wife and twin daughters why they can't be more like Sarah Palin anf her Knocked up daughter

The two children at once Bushes under the extreme influence of extremely procreative Sarah Palin and her impotent toadie husband Todd have passed regulations that will block the reproductive rights of women. No abortions, no sterilization, no contraception are the requirements are the lame duck Bush administration.

Bush's post menopausal momma Barbara told her ignorant son to keep his regulatory hands off her dormant ovaries. Wife Laura who has not allowed the warmonger to touch her for years now told US women to follow her lead and the Bush twins explained that they haven't heeded their daddy since they were about five!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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