Halliburton Gets Contracts for US Southern Border and Sadr City Walls!

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 16 May 2008

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Halliburton specializes in destroying bridges and erecting walls

Cheney's Corporation, Halliburton has been granted multi million dollar construction contracts to erect barriers between the US and Mexico and the Iraqis and the Iraqis in Sadr City.

In a joint news conference with Homeland Security and the Pentagon, Cheney bought officials praised Halliburton's ability to polarize.

Homeland Security spokesperson, Noconst Titution endorsed Halliburton for its unrivaled ability to be unrivaled in hundreds of government contract bids. Pentagon representative and former stripper, Star Five gave Halliburton credit for encouraging armed conflict and then building walls for peace.

Perhaps the most amazing letter of recommendation came from former Soviet authorities from the once Communist east Germany. Commissar Commissar wrote on behalf of Halliburton: "They built our Berlin Wall and then Reagan paid them to tear it down. Now dat is business efficiency worthy of a true Chermen!"

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