Sharon Stone to Bare All For Chinese Officials

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Monday, 2 June 2008

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Sharon Stone to Bare All!

Beijing - Just days after sticking her stilettos in her mouth and then opening it again only to prove she could do it twice in a row, Sharon Stone has agreed to visit Beijing to make a formal apology.

Under conditions of the agreement Stone will not speak during the entire time she is in China.

According to her spokeswoman this will alleviate the possibility of her saying anything else stupid. She will meet an all male Chinese delgation and do a strip tease, even baring her vagina.

"Now we'll know if she is a true blonde", said one Chinese official, "I think everything will be forgiven".

However critics of the visit, including Steven Spielberg and Stevn Fossett, were quick to suggest ulterior motives on both sides, "I think those Chinese officials just want to see Sharon Stone naked," said Spielberg, "And she will obviously get a bunch more "B" movie roles!"

Steven Fossett declined to comment, citing a stiff body.

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