Sharon Stone Blames Iceland Quake On Bad Karma

Funny story written by matwil

Thursday, 29 May 2008

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Iceland has a bad karma day

Actress Sharon Stone today claimed that the large earthquake that hit Iceland was due to 'bad karma.'

Speaking from her philosophy and history classes in California, she said: 'It's easy. If you go around attacking every coastline in Europe, razing whole towns to the ground, and stealing and raping and pillaging for hundreds of years, then yeah, earthquakes will hit ya.'

Fellow philosopher, Arnold 'Socrates' Schwarzenegger, speaking in Los Angeles, added: 'Ja, those Icelanders deserve this, lucky we don't ever get any quakes.'

Scientists have long suspected that earthquakes are not caused by seismic shifts in tectonic plates, but by people refusing to be colonised by Disney products, and Miss Stone's statement now confirms this.

But American President, George W. Bush, had this to say about the quake: 'For too long Icelandics have funded terroristism in Norway. And for too long Norwegians have funded golfers in Swedesland. Where's the nearest Burger Viking?'

Lief Eriksson is 875 today.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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