Written by Bull Winkle Wilson

Wednesday, 9 January 2008

image for Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire
What is a Republican These Days?

John McCain successfully bused in enough illegal aliens from neighboring states to win the New Hampshire primary. He has already sent them down the road to Michigan for a second round. "Romney hasn't seen anything yet, we got a convoy going!" Looks like the school buses are traveling easily without being singled out, they say LA, CA on them.

McCain insists that they all will be citizens by the general election anyway. "I have a bill ready to give them that in committee already, and it is NOT AMNESTY, it is simply a fair tax bill!", he insisted.

McCain denies rumors that he is simply Bob Dole in a chipmunk costume, and says he is not exclusively relying on illegal support. "I also am dependent on all of the votes from the little people (citizens) out there who refuse to pick cabbage for $50 an hour, which of course is the description of all Americans," McCain said.

He said he is also better than Hillary, because he will never cry just to squeeze votes out of women. He also insisted that Romney should drop out since he is too good looking to be President.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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